That's why we're not paying you anything. Here, you get paid to conform. Interns The experience we're giving you is invaluable. Because there's always room for another annoying non-conformist like you in the unemployment line. Micromanagement A job worth doing is worth doing right over your shoulder by your boss. It won't affect anything, but at least people will know exactly where you stood during the fight. To crush other people's dreams.
Caylee. Age: 27.
Tradition Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Matilda. Age: 29.
Downsizing Because we're all in this together but there's always room for one less. Work When I was told I had to pull my weight around here, I didn't realize that included everyone else's. Values You wouldn't believe how little we spent on a poster to show how much you're worth. Unreliability Failure is simply an opportunity to begin again, next time some place else, where they like to hire losers.